3000 year old petroglyph of a man running away from a big snake. With erection. It is one of the many Rock carvings in Tanum, Sweden and was painted red so its easier for tourists to see.
A few months ago my mom got our dog a really nice like $60 dog bed that Ellie just absolutely refuses to sleep in because she’d rather be in bed with my mom or on the couch. So my mom gave Josh and I the bed to see if Vincent would like it and it’s an immediate hit, he jumped in as soon as I put it down and won’t move
I’ve never seen this cat knead before and now he can’t stop!
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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today on satan makes a blog post
Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.
Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.
i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format
you absolute dumb fucks. Slashing tires is really dangerous and many cars don’t even have tube tires anymore.
Cum in the fuel tank
Idiot, that’s indecent exposure in a public location. This is a one way ticket to the sex offender registry.
What you wanna do is lay down some nails or other small sharp objects at the end of their driveway. somewhere they won’t see but will absolutely drive over. this will cause their tires to slowly deflate. They can’t claim insurance on their own negligence to check for sharp objects in their driveway. It is their driveway after all. They should know not to leave nails there.
you can bring cum in a bottle to the car. If you had more than one brain cell you would plan in advance
If you used the one that’s bouncing around in your skull like a windows Screensaver you’d know that the way you worded it implies that you are doing it on the spot rather than pouring it in. If you expect people to read it as you’ve now described you should’ve said “pour cum in their fuel tank”, which implies the cum was prepared ahead of time.
i want someone to cum in my fuel tank 🥴
I hate this website
i love the people i find on here, i need to put you in jars and examine you
Elia Bonci, who also spoke to la Repubblica, said: “I took courage, used my deadname and signed up for Miss Italy because fighting transphobia is intersectional and even though I’m not a trans woman, I’ve decided to fight for their rights.”
the whole point is to show how “afab” being used as a replacement for woman is fucking stupid and fundamentally incorrect and. whatever else. and it gives me hope to see the community rising up like this. solidarity and unity and peace on planet earth.
